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Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Take Fivers (NSFW!): Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D







This is a song for the ladies.
But fellas, listen closely.



You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do



Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too



Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please...
Sometime you've got to say, HEY!



I'm gonna Fuck you... softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you... sweetly
I'm gonna ball you... discreetly



And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got somethin' in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fucking teamwork!



What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you



What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar



And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then..... I'm gonna fuck..... you...... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrd!!!!



Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrd....